Sunday, February 28, 2010

Last Day of the Month

Feb. is always a bad month, this Feb. I really hate. Go away Feb. 2010...starting in March....happy blogs or I jump off the nearest cliff...thank god I live in south Louisiana....no hills...no cliffs.

I think the Pogues wrote a song about it "It is the Worst Day Since Yesterday".

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Will it end

Well, our hero is in a mess. Power crashed in our area and two songs I had finished mixing on the computer are gone!!! Totally and with out a trace.

This might be OK but...it seems I have been the jackass of the universe in the eyes of someone who only two days ago said they were glad to have a friend like me. They are no longer answering my calls or returning my e-mails. Shit,I have really screwed up from time to time but to top it off I have no clue as to what I did. The closest I can come is that I recieved an e-mail that really angered me and I responded with a bit of temper.
Past that I have no clue to what is going on. This really sucks,I hate being an ass though I can be good at it.I just wish they would at least bless me out so I could understand what the hell I did.
This sucks!!!

This month started out bad and is sinking fast.

Me or this month...one of us has to go!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Quote of the day

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing".

Mignon McLaughlin

Monday, February 22, 2010

A reset button for the weekend

Well now, this weekend was perhaps one of the worst weekends I have had in years...two friends in hospital, a friend (now ex-friend) ripped me off a couple hundred dollars that I loaned her trying to be helpful, a big misunderstanding at the home due to total miss-communication and a new friend that I really enjoy talking to seems to have an issue with me I don't even understand.

So I don't know why the thing I am writing about this weekend that is a very strange lunch with a lady.

We have gone out a couple times, we seemed to get along...in fact she called to go out the second time so I know she enjoyed my company. So here we are having a nice lunch when the conversation turned to motorcycles. As a man we know there are subjects that one must be careful around but I discovered motorcycles is one too.

Who would have thunk???

As with most of the weekend I seemed to miss the transition from “going good” to “fire and hell”. As best I can see it went something like...

“I thought you owned a motorcycle”
“I don't, haven't in many years, haven't been on one in years” (This is me by the way)
“I thought you owned a motorcycle”
“No, I don't”
“I only date men with motorcycles”

Now, I would like to say at this point...if I had a brain I would have gotten up and left then...once you see a plane crashing you don't get under it and try to stop it...I tried....

“I don't have any issue with motorcycles”
“I thought you owned a motorcycle”

I had to ask

“What do you want to do now?”
“I don't know”

We pick at our food for a couple of seconds and then I just took her home. I don't even need to wait till the end of the year to delete her number from my phone.

What is it with motorcycles?? What is it with this weekend or....what is it with me.

I fear before this day is done I will be deleting more numbers than I would care to.

Somehow I must have pissed off the gods.

I really wish there was a reset button for the weekend.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

A Valentine I can not send

I saw a candid picture of her.
She looks beautiful.
There would be disagreement, she would go on about her hair is a mess and this and...

That is the point.
Beautiful never needs to comb its hair.

It just is...

Sunday, February 14, 2010

A Simple Wish

I have been communicating with an interesting gentleman about magic and his approach. Never had a chance to meet the fellow but the internet helps us exchange ideas on magic.

He also writes.
He told me that he promised his lady that he would write her 100 poems that year.

I told a friend about this and she thought it would be wonderful to have someone care so much to write 100 poems to them.
I thought it must be wonderful to have someone so important that I would write 100 poems.

I think that will be my Valentine wish this year...someone I feel worth writing to...someone that will put up with all the bad poems.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Subversive Activities Registration Act

Hey boys and girls, this is one for you.
Lets just say you are a terrorist going to South Carolina, you will need to drop by the closest state building before getting your gang together. You need to fill out paper work. The fine political brain trust has made laws about subversive organizations. It is called the....drum roll please....Subversive Activities Registration Act.
That's right. Lets take a look shall we.

Section 23-29-50 states

“Every subversive organization and organization subject to foreign control shall register with the Secretary of State on forms prescribed by him within thirty days after coming into existence in this State.”

Good stuff, heck,to get the paperwork through the government mill will certainly slow down those subversives. Good thinking!!

Look, here is more.
Section 23-29-60
“Every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, of this State or of any political subdivision thereof by force or violence or other unlawful means, who resides, transacts any business or attempts to influence political action in this State, shall register with the Secretary of State on the forms and at the times prescribed by him."


Yea...that should do it! Good job South Carolina!!! Why didn't the President think of that??