Subversive Activities Registration Act

Hey boys and girls, this is one for you.
Lets just say you are a terrorist going to South Carolina, you will need to drop by the closest state building before getting your gang together. You need to fill out paper work. The fine political brain trust has made laws about subversive organizations. It is called the....drum roll please....Subversive Activities Registration Act.
That's right. Lets take a look shall we.

Section 23-29-50 states

“Every subversive organization and organization subject to foreign control shall register with the Secretary of State on forms prescribed by him within thirty days after coming into existence in this State.”

Good stuff, heck,to get the paperwork through the government mill will certainly slow down those subversives. Good thinking!!

Look, here is more.
Section 23-29-60
“Every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, of this State or of any political subdivision thereof by force or violence or other unlawful means, who resides, transacts any business or attempts to influence political action in this State, shall register with the Secretary of State on the forms and at the times prescribed by him."


Yea...that should do it! Good job South Carolina!!! Why didn't the President think of that??